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YOU KNOW YOU'VE WATCHED TOO MUCH EVANGELION WHEN...
* You fear that your AT-field will disperse and your body will turn into
Tang
* You own an Evangelion website that receives over 150 visits per day * You
actually own a plugsuit
* You're convinced that Angels are going to attack and have constructed a
bomb shelter to protect yourself * You intentionally alienate yourself from
your parents and the people around you
* You answer every question with a monotone "Yes." or "Roger"
* You learn how to speak German just so that you can understand what Asuka
is saying
* You cry everytime someone tells you to do something challenging, and then
run away when they try to make you do it
* Your bedroom is full of merchandise and wallscrolls of Evangelion
* You can't speak Japanese, but have watched the subtitled version so many
times, you don't even need them anymore
* You kick the ass of everyone whose favourite character isn't your
favourite character * You sit at a table with your hands folded in front of
your face like Gendo
* You purposely try to crush your self esteem and respond to everything with
a shrill weak 'I'm sorry'.
* You teach your eight year-old niece to run around yelling "Mommy! MOMMY,
I'm a leet pilot now!"
* You get in a fight with someone and become frustrated when you can't punch
through them, eat their flesh, or twist thier arms off.
* You go to a catholic school and draw the human instrumentality projects
logo on a chalk board, then you write
3rd impact is approaching, after all this your still shocked when your told
to see the school counselor.
* You can catch every Kabbalah, biochem, and psychology reference in
Evangelion. * You know what "Strangeness DSS" means and why it's on the wall
in Rei's room.
* You actually understand everything in either ending.
* You find yourself thinking "If I die, I can be replaced," and clutching
your glasses.
* You can tell the difference in personality between Rei 1, 2, and 3.
* You suspect every computer malfunction of being an Angel attack.
* You write enormous speculative essays on the workings of Evangelion
technology and theology. ......and
consider getting professors to check them for technical correctness.
* You get confused when people talk about H bombs, but seriously worry about
the N2 bomb threat.
* You show End of Eva to your favorite philosophy teacher.
* You actualy can generate an At field. People get scared when their punch
is blocked by an AT field...
* You compare your dates with Rei, Asuka or Misato.
* You scare christians by showing them Lillith crucified.
* You have a Nerv T-shirt
..... and a Nerv Zippo
..........and a Nerv Jacket!?
* You know where "God's in his heaven - All's right on the world" came from
and you know the whole poem
* You are constantly searching for this Division 2
* You suspect every person without a phone book entry to be a GEHIRN founder
* Your hacking skills improve with the number of coffee cups & cigarettes
you consume
* You develop a nosebleed as you read a book about reinterpreting the bible
with the Qumran scrolls
* You yell "Launch Eva" while in a lift/elevator.
* When you cant start your car, you think that your sync rate is low.
* You think that the sight of a red eyed, blue haired, fair girl is normal.
* When you want to stick a fork in people that dont move.
* You begin biologic studies to make an Eva.
* When you pray, you say: "God's in his heaven, all's right with the world"
* You dream of having a girlfriend like Asuka, Rei or Misato.
* You bought a PS only to play the Eva game.
* Your pyjamas are a plug suit.
* You phone to the ONU and ask for a secret comitee called SEELE
* You Made your own Spear of Longinuss to protect you.
* You go to the south pole on the day of the Second Impact. When you get
there, you say "Where is Adam?"
* You make a bumper sticker that reads, "My other car's an Eva".
* You dress your Waddle the Penguin beanie baby as Pen-Pen.
* You order soba noodles at a restaurant just so you can look like the
characters from Eva eating them, and youdon't even like the noodles.
* You like to eat octopus dumplings and chili sausage.
* You know there is such a thing as real Yebisu.
* You fill your car with tang or orange jell-o before driving it.
* You won't let passengers in your car because "you can't let unauthorized
personnel into the entry plug".
* You call all mechas "EVAs" regardless of what show they're from.
* You wake up in the middle of the night and wonder why it's just dark, and
there isn't this kind of blue filter effect over everything.
* You look up at your bedroom ceiling and say "Another unfamiliar ceiling" -
even though you've lived in the same house a year/5 years/your whole life.
* You can't sleep without your walkman
* You refuse to get a boyfriend/girlfriend because you don't want to be
unfaithful to [insert name of Eva character here].
* You actually LIKE wearing a school uniform (but only if it's a blue
pinafore dress with a white shirt and a red bow at the neck, or a white,
short-sleeved shirt with a blue or orange undershirt and black pants). .....
You campaign to have this as your school uniform.
* You seriously consider red contact lenses.
* You've decided that you're not going to speak for two years from September
13, 2000.
* You watched the sky all day on September 13, 2000 for signs of Second
Impact.
* You believe that bathing cleanses the mind and soul.
* You didn't buy a Sega "Genesis" for the games.
* When you receive an award/promotion/degree/anything you say "The me
appreciated is the me who is playing to be appreciated. The true me is
always crying." (or some weird psychobabble like that)
* You wish your father would praise you.
* You use the search on your computer to look for files that start "eva*",
and it takes half an hour and comes up with 2.1 million matches.
..... You use the search on your computer to look for files that don't start
"eva*", and it comes up with nothing.
* You think the three wise men are supercomputers.
* "Synchronized" swimming takes on a whole new meaning to you.
* You went to Japan and bought one of those swanky NERV mobile phones,
brought it home, and found it
doesn't work in your country
..... but you don't care, because now you have A Phone That Never Rings.
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